Don't you just hate Flamingos! I mean they get away with anything!

Robbing banks, Stealing Cars, Sneaking in Movie theaters, etc.

The reason they can is because they look so harmless and cool!

Have you ever heard a news story about a Flamingo stealing cash from an old lady?

Probably NOT!

I mean it's not fair!

So today I say lock all the Flamingos Up and Throw away the Freakin' KEY!

Today is the day we get revenge!

DOES DARN FLAMINGOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!